You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?
omg mom
It’s obviously a vintage shitpost
You obviously don’t understand.
Children never lie about their age online.
I mean, I have a sibling that has a disability that impeads their physical growth. They are in their 20s but you’d think they were half that. They could totally pose for this stock photo today and you wouldn’t know the difference.
E: word
ffs ur fukn weerd mom git ur own fukn handle u skrub
Why not something nice, like SatansMaggotyCumFart?
My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand… 😆
xXEmoXOstrichXx
Holds up spork >:3
Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔
I want my embarrassing early 2000s username on my tombstone
WAY more personalized about who people are as a person than some silly real name like “Jeff”
forever thankful to my younger self for realizing i should spend a moment thinking of something clever