It’s all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I’ll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours – Pay your fine, or I haul you away!

Keep her skinny but give her the skin flaps that make it obvious she was morbidly obese before she had lipo done.

They are a seabird. A seagle. And they sound a lot like seagulls.

Europeans invented fascism so she’s just trying to learn from the best.

weird al is not a nazi

this could be us

8 upvotes 133 comments this mindset is clearly not popular on reddit.

There’s a lot of room in here.

they both got piss in them, so yeah

Where in the bible does it explicitly say Jesus was a virgin.

You’re goddamn right we do.

You would frown too if your soul was trapped in a vessel of fabric.

They can get a discount if they put on a fake mustache.

Women can get the discount if they bring a guy with them.

This is what corporate board members actually say, though.

What if they give it to every guy to make them feel better :³

Don’t need magic powers to get free gravel, just need a little tongue work 😉

The bonus is just how I kill people in minecraft.

They didn’t invent bombs back then only rocks and sharp sticks.

No shit you can’t see it you are the worst clothing designer to ever live.