this has been hardwired into my brain ever since i saw it, blessed be eltorro64rus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbZ_hTEOKZc

you should insist on only speaking italian at starbucks, and act confused when they don’t understand you, becuause they’re clearly speaking italian to you!

i mean it’s not like you need to go to plants for unassisted sex changes, lots of fishes just see that there’s too few females around and transition out of sheer desperation to get laid

except you can still arguably see things that don’t reflect light, if you were anywhere near a black hole (let’s imagine it has no accretion disk and thus isn’t surrounded by a bunch of light) it’d be pretty obvious what with the bending of light and how it’s a disk of pure blackness against the backdrop of stars.

we know almost exactly how psittacosaurus looked:

fahrenheit is literally defined by celsius at this point, afaik celsius is literally the official standard of the united states but everyone just… keeps using fahrenheit anyways