Awww, puts them back in the fridge
Ypsilenna Gloomvale
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For some reason, for a second I thought that the quote at the bottom of the screen was said by the man, and I was like, “How is he planning to do that?.. OH”
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.ziptoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Help cats, prank humansEnglish0·10 days agoI’m not sure if I would think that the cat is a genius or if it’s possessed 😆
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Another creative solution from APPLE4·12 days agoI can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Use this science wisely.English0·12 days agoWhen I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
I’m “it’s all metal” but in all genres. I just enjoy listening to whatever track that sparks joy (you definitely wouldn’t like me DJing on your party, lol)
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices2·14 days agoHe’s having a stronk, call a bondulance
My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand… 😆
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Something about psychological warfare idk1·14 days agoI also don’t live in the US, and the people who cause such drama usually don’t even seem to need it. They just say that it’s “their money, and they have to get it”.
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Something about psychological warfare idk2·14 days agoYeah, I agree. These people’s entire business model is frying your brain for profit, and then people wonder why everyone is so oversaturated lately. I always wished we could just officially round prices up instead of doing the *.99$ bullshit because no matter where I go, store workers are almost always low on 1 cent coins, and then they have to either hope that the customer has spare cents on them to balance it out or that the customer will just skip getting the 1c change. I worked in a shop for several months once and this was one of the most stressful things at handling money, because not every customer would be fine with it. Some of them would be so petty that they would stand in the middle and scream because “they want their money”, and I would physically have nothing to give them because every single transaction made would just dry out all my small coins. When I was a teenager, my parents had their own shop and I was usually collecting all the stray small coins and give them to my mom to make her work easier. I feel like this “trick” makes everything more complicated for everyone.
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Idk if that's what's really happening in that image 🤔English0·15 days agoIt immediately gave me a flashback of a video where some guy was narrating a Reddit post about a guy and his imaginary human sized cockroach gf named Ogtha 😂
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Something about psychological warfare idk3·15 days agoI usually round up prices like 4,99 to 5 in my head, but I met many people IRL who would only remember the base of the price with no cents if it wasn’t rounded up for them. They would remember 4,99 as 4, and then be confused why they only got 1 cent of change. I guess this is the kind of people who is the target audience of this practice. It seems cheaper to them than it really is because they are cent blind 😆
I hope it won’t be the bots from character AI, though 😆
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipOPto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•When You're Evil: The Good Necromancer0·23 days agoReally? I’ve never seen that show.
And then the director joins them and records himself eating Whiskas on her foot
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipOPto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•When You're Evil: The Good Necromancer0·23 days agoGood question. On one hand I would like to say no, because it wasn’t a part of the dog originally, but on the other hand, with that bone still in its throat it would probably sound like a flute every time it opens its mouth, so now I am torn. They could rename the dog to Mr. TromBONE, and it would control the sounds it makes by moving the undead bone 😆
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipOPto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•When You're Evil: The Good Necromancer0·23 days agoOh, yeah, haha. I like the video. That was the vibe I was going for with this character 😂
I once watched art videos on YouTube, and ended up finding a channel of a lady who was drawing weirdly described scenes from books she found. One of them was from an erotic fanfic about clippy, lmao