Midnight Wolf

My condolences

(through ads)

I’m good, just defending others

Lots. I am one of them. Several members of my family also take meds that can impair driving.

Wtf does taking medication have to do with being drunk?

Do your own research before you make a bigger idiot out of yourself. It’s not the job of others to educate you.

“I’m the ideal human who never has to think about other people’s situations, struggles, or addictions. Everyone should be like me, just stop being stupid! Duh!” --this fucker

Like yeah, theoretically one shouldn’t prioritize drinking or whatever over resources to sustain one’s self. But theoretically, people also aren’t massive shits to each another.

Walk a mile in their shoes or shut the fuck up.

I’ll take “this dumbfuck has never had to use a prescription in their life” for $500, Alex.

Oh look it’s the daily double!

I’ll take “medications can have various strengths of side effects, especially in the first few hours of taking them, and thus many need to be taken at home on a strict schedule, often before or with a meal, immediately when waking up, going to sleep… and it is very common for drugs to say not to operate a vehicle or machinery after taking and/or until you know how your body reacts”

They should really shorten that category, phew

pulls out a money bag complete with the dollar sign on it

X gon give it to ya

Hey, who got this picture of me?

Hey, got any spare cash?

You’re about 30 years too late, but I’m glad you’re finally here

For the low price of $69.420/month

Sir please stop fucking our water supply, you are turning it white

In the voice of Skinner: “yes”

(psst, you should re-read the message and process it again)

♥️ 🐺 🌈

H-hello 😳

This the kinda guy who uses terminal history to go back 4 years instead of searching for the command on the arch wiki

If inputText = "hello" then
   Respond.text("hello there")
ElseIf inputText (...) ```

Women?! Ew.

Cute (and sometimes chubby) guys? Swoon. Guys who are geeks and can go on for hours about a topic? Sploosh.

Be gay, do geeks.