c/IHadAStroke ?
I thought c/aneurysmposting
That might be it. I was guessing since it’s not one I subscribe to.
This was a direct quote from Trump.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
It’s not me right? I’m not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.
totally not me:
I’ve been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham’s line in Welcome to the Internet - “Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.”
As far as I know, it hasn’t become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.
He’s having a stronk, call a bondulance
What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying
I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?
It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic
For a shitposting community, it’s amazing how many people here don’t understand shitposts at all.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it…
Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.
You could have just … not written that.
Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!
Right out of the horse’s mouth.
I’m sorry but do you grammar?
