Earlier, on Lemmy:
With ninjas and hookers !
My niece had that phase but other girls didn’t like her playing dino and got scared. She got sad because the other girls didn’t want to play with her anymore, but kept doing it (and having fun scaring other girls). When I asked she told me she liked to be a dinosaur more than to play with the girls lol .
DinoGirl power to her
That’s probably my nephew out there screeching like a dinosaur
I love him, but goddamn that kid is weird
Soccer’s an ideal sport for lizards with short arms. ⚽ 🦖
Their arms were actually about the length of human arms. It’s just the rest of them was very big but they almost certainly could manipulate stuff with those arms.
“Lizards”
“Sport”
Hey everybody look at this guy gatekeeping what sports are! He’s so cool!
He probably has long arms.
I argue if you sweat playing it, it’s a sport.
If you swear playing it, it’s a game. :)I like “if you can drink and smoke while doing it, it’s not a sport”.
Tbf, you can drink and smoke doing pretty much anything.
Like 50 years ago when air traffic control was arguably safer.
True, but I’d argue you’d have a hard time being competitive in sports if you do that. Well, a high intensity sport, anyway.
“Bolt is on track, ready for a new record attempt, there’s the whiskey bottle, and I think he’s smoking Pall Malls today”
I could see maybe boxing. Possibly baseball.
behold, johan cruyff:
Bet there’s been professional players who drink during the game, especially before 11m shootouts.
I raise you Walter Frosch:
(German, I couldn’t find a version with english subtitles) Roughly translated:
Reporter: So, Walter Frosch, shortly before the half-time the equalizer…
Ref: He (Walter Frosch) is a stand-up guy, I’ve known him for many years. He always played clean and fairly, or at least tried to.
Reporter: We never had a doubt about that, we just wanted to ask if the 1:1 up to this point was deserved.
Walter (with the heaviest smoker voice): Yes, the 1:1 so far is deserved for the other team, but we need to do better in the next half.
Reporter: What ist that you have in your football-socks
Walter: Cigarettes
Reporter: Are you going to pull one through (smoke a cig)?
Walter: Later
Reporter: Then why do you have them with you on the pitch?
Walter: I was subbed in so fast, that I still had them on me
Reporter: (laughing) Ah, ok. Thank you
