“Seven circles! There ARE seven circles!”

“Please reconnect mouse to continue.”

loudly places hand on side of face

There is absolutely no reason in a fair and just world why my Pro Controller wouldn’t be able to sync to the Switch 2. So foolishly assuming we live in a fair and just world, I’m probably never going to use the Joycons ever.

~Waiting for my T-800~

an android crashes through the wall wielding a shotgun

“Come with me if you want to live.”

Dad: “Be yourself… in front of other people.”

Kid: “Oh.”

Remember kids, give your tuppence to the trusty bank.

Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.

Reddit gets a little smaller

(Yes, I know how serious this is. But by all means, accelerate the downfall of Reddit.)

I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.

Heaven just has the Castle music on loop.

“Well, this is going to be bad… for everyone else! JIMMY OUT!!” flatlines

And it’s louder than the rest of the tape.

covers mic

“Why are they cheering?”

“To Serve Man… it’s a cookbook!”

me, having lived for the last 40 years, looking directly into the alien’s eyes

“Start fattening me up before I change my mind.”

Who died and made you the Pied Piper?

2020-5

You’re suppose to move around throughout the day. Being sedentary is what makes it unhealthy. Standing in the same place all day is as bad as sitting in the same place all day.

Offices are bad for our health.

Very shallow humor.

On one hand, I don’t think I would approve of this.

On the other hand, I’ve seen Gemma Chan as an android in the British version of Humans.