You think “my dude.”

The circle of stoner life.

The church in -1AD: “Jesus is a threat to our society! We have to do something about him.”

The church in 1AD: “What an amazing person Jesus was, join us in singing songs about him.”

It’s easy to praise a revolutionary mind after they’re no longer a threat to your status quo.

Reminds me when they used an authentic gold rush town to film Will Smith’s Wild, Wild West and accidentally burned some of the historic buildings to the ground.

Fear not, there’s a new Ghosts of Tsushimi in the works.

If anyone reading this feels suicidal, call 988 immediately. Or go to the website to chat.

Outside of North America, look up your country’s number here.

GORDON FREEMAN “STOP KILLING GAMES!” WANTS YOU

!nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

You hold your sandwiches like this? Weirdo…

Save time and just list Humanity as a threat to everything.

She Baroque her neck.

Your sister was still being served cereal bought by her parents in her twenties?

She really gotta have her Pops. (jaws notes)

Persona 5 requires some thought. Don’t play it tired.

I’ve see residential roads with frequent speed bumps. That caused a noticeable change.

Unfortunately the water is no longer heated.

Doctor: “For reasons I cannot understand, I am losing him.”

Shit’s getting real in Honey’s legal department.

Snowflakes: “It is offensive for a westerner to wear a Japanese kimono. You are not Japanese!”

Native Japanese: “We insist you wear this kimono so you feel like part of the group.”

Based on a true story.

Ouch.