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One axiom of science always comes to mind when things like this get posted: matter cannot be destroyed, only rearranged
But could the dinosaurs DO THIS? Straps myself to a rocket and blasts off the planet into space
A rocket fueld by dinosaurs
Not fair to the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs got hit by a meteor, humans are destroying themselves.
The dinosaurs are doing quite well. Corvids in particular…
You’d think it’s us with the peanut-sized brains.
Nah. I’ve seen those Flintstone documentaries. They had all the consumer mod cons.
Stegosaurus really isn’t the best example of a long lasting clade of dinosaurs. These losers didn’t even make it to the Cretaceous !
Are sharks the best example?
No. Sharks are not dinosaurs.
Bruh, reading through this thread, I’m low-key having an existential crisis thinking about the timeline where that extinction event didn’t happen. No humans, no tech, no video games.
Dinosaurs rule forever?
What if my soul got incarnated as a dinosaur, what is it like?
Just chillin’?
Idk
Sorry I can’t come in to work today I have to molt
Yo dog. I know it’s 鬼月. This time of year, everyone in Taiwan thinks about their mortality.
My suggestion is to think about what you want to accomplish if you don’t have to think about survival.
I learned about ghost month from you, thanks 💜
Its coo coo crazy how much people here believes it here. This morning I saw a row of businesses, about 8 store fronts, was outside praying and burning “spirit money”. Employees are forced to pray as well.
Souls aren’t a thing and there is no reincarnation so you’re fine.
Nature is pretty scary
Well, we have brains we can use to spot and destroy or redirect incoming asteroids. So yeah I am. Also stegosaurus was long extinct by the time of asteroid impact.
My brain cannot do that, I don’t think I can even move a pencil with my brain. Should I go to the doctor?
Bro, have you seen “Don’t look up”?
That was about climate change.
Have you seen this DiCaprio movie where we all die ?
I think I’m a little better than a stegosaurus.
Oh yeah? Well how big is your thagomizer?
You can’t see it but that’s only because It’s cold I swear.
RIP Thag Simmons.
c… can we touch thagomizers?
Yes, but only once
people still think we’re invincible
Who? The peons concerned about climate change and ecosystem collapse? Or the billionaires injecting kids’ blood into themselves, launching rockets to colonize Mars, or begging for donations to get them into the right afterlife?
Idk my ancestors survived the k-pg event
Stegosaurus died out long before the K-T extinction event. They weren’t even good enough to survive to that point.
Yeah aren’t they one of the few animals that was actually a dinosaur and actually from the jurassic that people think of when they think of jurassic dinosaurs?
Do people ever actually think of the Jurassic period though, or do they just live in a society where Jurassic Park and Jurassic World have made that period’s name synonymous with dinosaurs?
not better than a stegosaurus
By what metrics? I challenge any dinosaur from any species to a banjo duel and I’ll show you all who’s better.
I challenge any dino to a fighting duel and I’ll show you who’s superior. Oh wait, they all dead? That’s right bitch! They all dead. (banjo sounds during my mic drop pls)
By what metrics?
You do not have thagomizer.
RIP Thag Simmons.
A stegosaurus cannot build microcontrollers, rocket engines or nuclear explosives. We can. But sure, some bones on your ass I guess.
We can.
Can you?
Yes, yes and haven’t tried.
But sure, some bones on your ass I guess.
Exactly. Why live?
The boy can’t spell “you’re”. We don’t need to challenge him on the content. Similarly, if the tenor can’t hold the first note, we don’t need to stay for the performance.
So “you’re” argument is that dinosaurs would win when it comes to a spelling contest? (it’s your)
birds reading this:
Birds when humans talk about dinosaurs going extinct like they just vanished: “Am I joke to you?!”
plumage and pecking and pigeons and chicken tenders
Humans: I mean… sometimes, yes.
Why do I feel some kinda way about that sexy ass bird?
wait til you see their legs and feet :P
They’re called secretary birds.
HR! This post right here!
Check out the anime called Aggretsuko.
Those lashes + whatever the fuck Disney and Looney Tunes were up to
Beastiality?
It’s spelled “bestiality”, because it’s the best
Idk about yall but I am better than a stegosauraus. Im social (allegedly), intelligent (allegedly), and my thagomizer is magnificent (undeniably)
Many humans would absolutely survive an event like the K-T extinction, between technology and eating bugs and fungi. Many more would die though
Yeah we’re a bit large but we’re adaptive generalist omnivores. Add canned goods and it feels likely some people would make it
Humans are the toughest fucking animals this Earth has ever seen. Lemmings not so much.
Idk sponges go hard dude
I’d like a quick death please. I don’t want to live in a world without modern conveniences.
like probably a third of this world?
Even they benefit from modern inventions in some way. Only the Sentinelese and other such uncontacted peoples can be considered independent of modern lifestyle.
What if I told you the dinos did not get taken out and are, in fact, flying above your head as we speak? The pigeons are waiting for you…
