Where does the mask end? Where do I begin?

Men can be monster fuckers too! I would know.

You don’t have to interact with .ml instances, you know?

Soap operas exist. They are as real as whatever the hell you are watching.

Cause people are idiots? Yeah, I think so.

You can put your damn phone on silent hearing loss or not.

I’d delete mine, but I don’t have one for 10 years or smth.

I mean I’m Bavarian and if people wear Lederhosen and set up their own Oktoberfest it’s kinda lame. Not that I think it’s bad, it’s just that I’m not a fan of that stuff here either. You can totally have all of that. I keep the many many small breweries making fantastic beer.

I only accept the darkest, blackest bread there is. I crave the fiber

Naa, they can get fucked. I’m not gonna try to smooth talk them. Have some self-respect.

I do not. Any chance I can opt out?

Hence the signs saying “DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE”

Don’t you worry, I’m sure the rich will be just fine.

Crazy how fascists in power tend to do that. I’m mostly referring to the Republicans. And while the Democratic Party is also quite shit, they tend not to these things at least.

I’d eyeball the measurements in Blender and laugh at my crooked knob every time I use the stove.

The old people always want to talk and I’m too nice to cut them off. There is no other choice but to avoid them at all costs.

Oh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.

Una thervetha por favor!

Is this intelligent design? Wrong answers only.

Wow, it becomes totally invisible to the human eye.