British summer is nice if you have air conditoning, otherwise it’s hell. British winter is nice for exactly 24hrs if it ever snows. You know that first 24hrs when it’s deathly silent at night because the snow is deadening all the sounds, and when you get up in the morning and the snow is still fluffy? That’s when British Winter is good. The rest of the time, the snow melts but not enough so it just turns to ice, you’re slipping everywhere, it’s freezing cold and extremely wet so you’re just completely soaked at all times.

Autumn and Spring don’t exist. You have Cold, Hot and Overcast.

Great, I’ve been suffering through Capitalism and now I have to learn that it’s not even real Capitalism.

Nah, British are kings of pastries, pies and cakes. Also don’t underestimate British cheeses. Cheddar cheese is the most popular cheese in the world, and where was it made? Britain. Then there’s stuff like Stilton, Wensleydale, and while Somerset Brie is really just a variant of Brie, it’s still really nice.

That’s not even digging into the various curries that gained their current forms in Britain, mainly by British Indians, who are just as British as any other.

My boss is like “You’re looking stressed. Take some holiday before you burn out.”

Not fair to the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs got hit by a meteor, humans are destroying themselves.

If you use Vim you’ll never use any other software

You just have to forget that it’s Graham Linehan who wrote that because it never quite hits the same when you realise who it was. It’s the same with IT Crowd and Father Ted.

Back when you had TV on a specific schedule, you were forced to watch things as they were. If a show was clunky, well you didn’t have much choice in the matter, it was watch that or change channel or go outside.

With on-demand stuff, you can just completely skip over stuff you might actually like because the first few episodes are clunky. Why should I watch something clunky when I have the choice to watch something I know is good from the start?

…I’m still not watching One Piece though, I don’t care how good it gets later.