“Hey sweetie, please come home by Hour 89.58333333/100 otherwise I’m gonna have to ground you for a week, love you!”

Easy, use the metric time.

9:30 PM would just become Hour 89.58333333/100 of the day 😉

Yes I do, mr. treason with 34 felony convictions, currently illegally occupying the white house, did it

I KNOW WHO DID IT

points to white house

😏

Leftists typically don’t go there because they allow the n word, and not just mention either, they allow the the actual use of the word (Use-mention distinction)

Being smart and not saying [Redacted] on the open internet is not the same as bootlicking.

For example, now that I’m not longer inside PRC and not a citizen of PRC anymore, I can safely say that “If given the chance, I will grab a gun and shoot Xi Jinping in the face”, can’t say that about a leader when I still live in under their jurisdiction ahem you know who I’m talking about.

Also, you can use Tor + clear session every time afte you’re done. Having OPSEC is not bending over. Wearing a mask to conceal your identity is not bending over. Not having the app in plain sight is not bending over.

They would’ve put desantis on there. Far more competent IMO, could be potentially more dangerous.

Dems lost 2024 because people blamed them for inflation and they had terrible PR, and they fucking ran a status-quo candidate, almost any republican would’ve won.

Oh man, y’all might wanna delete any Fediverse apps from your phones and use browser only. Especially if you’re a US-American… gonna be awkward when the pigs look though your phone and see all this.

Oddly enough, I’m feel less scared of death now. I remember reddit used to have r/watchpeopledie and that really desensitized me to the idea of death.

I hate how society keep dancing around the subject, like cmon, just show it. People would be less afraid and have to resort to religion.

But I guess they put a veil on everything to keep the masses believing in whatever stupid “god” they come up with, “opium of the masses” as some philospher said.

Observing death really makes you appreciate life more. And I’m not saying this as glorifying death, rather, remember all the bigotry is meaningless, we all die. Just accept the difference in skin color, and lifestyle choices like sexual orientation. Just chill and enjoy the rare odds of existing.

Literally every reddit username nowadays is WordWord1234

Kinda sus, ngl

My parents have two Toyota RAV4s one at $23000 the other at $25000 – $31000 or something (don’t remember cuz it’s not my car lol), one was pre-covid, the other was post-covid.

I don’t have a license, I suppose I could borrow one if I need to to somewhere (if they have a good mood, that is)

My older brother would’ve eaten me and my mother wouldn’t even shred a tear 🥲

Me trauma-dumping on Lemmy…

👀

yaRrr the $70 games

!piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Ah yes, its the one and only, Omni rizzler

Giving an offer and the pre-closing papers are all DocuSign.

Closing is all done IRL at the title company, with physical papers.

Guide to make good food: https://www.youtube.com/@HowToBasic/videos

/j

I actually love the internet. Before then, you’re the village’s “crazy person” for wanting to cross-dress as the opposite gender. (Not that I do that, just an example)

Like crying is just a “girl” thing to do, boys/men aren’t supposed to show emotions. Fucking “男子汉大丈夫，流血不流泪” or whatever bs parents say right after they YELL at you. (Wikitionary: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/男子漢 “A true man bleeds but never sheds a tear”) Like I literally do not understand it, wtf do people do in a funeral then? Only the women can cry? (Tbf, I probably wouldn’t shred a tear given how toxic my parents are 🤭)

I know Lemmings are skeptical of tech, but I love it, just wish it was more FOSS.

Like just one example, now you can keep an encrypted journal that your parents can’t break into (I mean unless they are intelligence agents or something), you can record all your interactions for evidence. Or just find a safe space to talk to people. Or just some escapism (tv, movie, youtube, games) to keep yourself sane in a hostile environment.

Actual doctors are trying to recommend “Betterhelp” 💀

We’re so cooked. (forgive me for the Gen Z lingo)