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Step 1: use all the cheese.
Step 2: …
Step 3: profitThey uh…they were hitting on you.
As long as you’re in the cheese adjacent area and not the feminine hygiene area.
There is a right way and a wrong way to shoot your shot.
And this was the right way
The right way always includes cheese in some capacity.
Magic does exist!
“Looking”/“Sounding” like you know what you’re doing with cheese are compliments.
“Tasting” like you know what you’re doing with cheese is probably also a compliment? Maybe a toss-up?
“Smelling”/“Feeling” like you know what you’re doing with cheese might not be.
I guess you could say that it came out of the bleu
mon dieu!
mais non!
(et bravo, @don@lemm.ee)
i fuckign love cheese
smae
They call me… Cheeselord.
It’s him!
He Who Stands on Geometry the AI Cannot Traverse!
I’ve … been asked where the grave candles are …
(I’m not goth, I didn’t even had any of my metal shirts, just business casual)So, uh, where are the uh, grave candles? The grave?
Should have pointed him to the rave (stroboscope) candles.
What does it say about me that from this comment, I immediately assumed I’d find you attractive??
Ty.
But I kinda do try to not dress undertaker chic bcs I find that folk don’t appreciate that (like non-undertaker coworkers that don’t drink depresso in the morning).
I just feel bad I didn’t know where the candles were.
(And, additionally, that bcs of the weird look on his face I “had to” point out that I don’t work there & to perhaps find someone in a red shirt with a big store logo on it.)
So do you know how to use cheese or no?
Novice: “Is this too much cheese?”
Expert: “Never too much cheese.”
So, a mouldy milkmaid kinda thing?
