Too little, too baked? 🤷🏼‍♂️😜

I was going for levity, but you do you. It’s going great so far.

A lone anon does not simply prescribe linguistic standards — unless they’re certifiable.

see: Daylight Savings

You know why no one uses the phrase “Nazi apologist”? Because there’s a word for it already. Nazi.

Username checks out. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

Licking your lips while you type is only a little telling, puppy.

You a quick study on skulling fascists? Only 3.5 mins for a roomful seems like a walk-in closet at the most, but maybe you’ve been practicing for the big leagues. Commendable foresight, citizen.

Irrelevant.

You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I’m bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don’t let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock’s tickin’ and that fuckin’ you’re here for ain’t starting until the room’s freshly painted.

Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.

Hot psychopath*

see: Anna Kendrick

Better yet? Lose it in your friend’s car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.

Death is too short of sentence

It’s a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

Heh. “Escape”. No one gets out alive.

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