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minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoEvery time you even mention the bear thing there is a 33% + global_male_sensitivity chance that the argument will spontaneously start up again. Let’s see what happens!
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 hours agoI like to roll the dice
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoI was gonna jokingly say that I could probably punch a bear, but I have an intense fear of bears, even taxidermy ones, so I probably couldn’t.
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 hours agoKind of off topic, but what is a fartographer? You have my full attention in this matter
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 hours agoLet’s just say that you don’t want your compass back after they demonstrate…
minus-squarekurwa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 hours agoMost bears run away from people, so you wouldn’t have to anyway.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 hours agoTell that to the bears in my irrational thoughts!
minus-squarekurwa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 hours agothe only bears I fear are this kind
Every time you even mention the bear thing there is a 33% + global_male_sensitivity chance that the argument will spontaneously start up again. Let’s see what happens!
I like to roll the dice
I was gonna jokingly say that I could probably punch a bear, but I have an intense fear of bears, even taxidermy ones, so I probably couldn’t.
Kind of off topic, but what is a fartographer? You have my full attention in this matter
Let’s just say that you don’t want your compass back after they demonstrate…
Most bears run away from people, so you wouldn’t have to anyway.
Tell that to the bears in my irrational thoughts!
the only bears I fear are this kind