The fact that any company tweeted this is hilarious enough; let alone one as big as intel

And pasta has been made

Lol. Lmao even. Geochemistry is a big deal. Take a look at the Anaconda Mine.

neurotic mess

I see I’ve got something in common with him

https://slrpnk.net/post/17640872

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IMO, it’s not the same ship; end of story

Harold and Kumar reference

https://youtu.be/1F-KmYe-74w

Who says satire/shitpostery can’t cut close to the bone? The best ones are the ones that make us evaluate ourselves under a critical lens.

Oof.

And that username; double oof.

but I’m NICE! How couldn’t she love me?

Congrats on meeting the bare minimum of being a decent human, fucko.

This a premium shitpost. I fucking love it

The mint and blackberries are native, but the rest is invasive. Better add some loostrife, caragana or knapweed for good measure

Kind of sounds like it doesn’t it?

Just one more oil boom, bro. We promise not to piss this one away. C’mon, don’t hit us with oil tariffs on our marginal product we can’t get to market. Don’t be a dick bro.

Jesus. What a way to go

I’m almost certain that the bar reassembles itself into its original form in your bowels. Eat one of those and you become constipation, destroyer of O-rings

What’s the mecca thing? I don’t remember that one