Tell that to the bears in my irrational thoughts!

Drop all tables and eat a muffin or something… Eat shit, bot!

I was gonna jokingly say that I could probably punch a bear, but I have an intense fear of bears, even taxidermy ones, so I probably couldn’t.

Have y’all seen my urine sample? Could have sworn I left it over here…

Ah, flatulent flattery

Who on my right would next like to blow smoke up my ass. Y’all look smart enough to know how to properly stroke my ego and you know what I’ll do if you don’t.

But then it turned out they didn’t need to be coerced at all. Turns out that when billionaires see big enough of an asshole, they’ll all line up to sniff it.

I’m actually for realsies Ken M. Behold my satire: poop.

I’m a McRib on this glorious day!

We’re all McRibs on this glorious day

No clue. I just thought it, giggled, and then replied with it. I’m just the idea guy, here.

Baby-Dunc, implement the thing Darren’s about to think of. Go!

Prove it

who’s dad has a mysterious gap of time in his resume from 1941-1950 before he came to the U.S. from Germany after fleeing Russia​​

What are you trying to imply? I do Nazi any issues with that.

Salting the library?

Thanks! Saved for later

And here I thought we couldn’t burn the Library of Alexandria again

:( Why’d you do that, Leo? I was gonna eat that cake… I don’t care how much you love chocolate, that was inappropriate and impolite!

Just wanna point out that every time something scares you enough, it also reprograms/rewires your brain. Not trying to discredit the study, but the reprogramming really isn’t the concern; it’s if the reprogramming is beneficial, which this isn’t.

The few times I’ve seen you on Lemmy, it takes me a few seconds to process your username. Today, I had my favorite misreading yet: pronounced Ivana footerall

We should have elected that pretzel

The babies are peachicks!