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minus-squareprotist@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 days agoThis is TIPP skills 101. Instead of biting into a lemon, try the more socially acceptable atomic fireball or a warhead.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoI bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I’m imagining something like… Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I’m freaking out! I can’t stand it! Me: It’s okay. Here, have this; it’s impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy. Someone: Okay, if you say so… Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick! Me: You’re welcome.
This is TIPP skills 101. Instead of biting into a lemon, try the more socially acceptable atomic fireball or a warhead.
I bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I’m imagining something like…
Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I’m freaking out! I can’t stand it!
Me: It’s okay. Here, have this; it’s impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy.
Someone: Okay, if you say so… Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick!
Me: You’re welcome.