Broke: Nothing matters.

Woke: Nothing matters!

Bespoke: 🎼🎶🎵 Nooothing! 🎶🎵 MAAAaaatters!! 🎶🎵

Should have signed up for the Floating Island of Mandango.

The Six Million Dollar Man first aired in March, 1973.

The online inflation calculator says that’s equivalent to $43,732,794.46 in December, 2024 dollars.

Now the question becomes does $1 human = $7 dog, or is it $1 dog = $7 human?

There’s only one everything!

Orchestral miscegenation probably also freaked him out

Things that freaked H. P. Lovecraft out:

• Geometry
• Stars
• Cool air
• Subways
• Old houses
• Corners of rooms
• Violin music
• Flute music
• The very concept of dreams
• Realistic paintings

It would be easier to list the things that didn’t freak Howard out.

✋ - Getting your siblings killed for Turkish Delight.

👉 - Getting your siblings killed for baklava.

Dangle a tin can on a string out the window and listen to the rate of the jingle jangle on the pavement?

So does this one.

There’s a handful of movies where it totally works. The kids in Stand By Me were all the right age and Rob Reiner got incredible performances out of them. It might be a little bit harder, but it can be done.

In a black dress.

What drives me crazy is that both of these cartoons are by the same guy:

Talk about cognitive dissonance!

Also

These two on Rebels:

Moments later is when the show reveals just what kind of show it is.

Getting closer to Snow Crash all the time.

Skulls!

Credit: Oglaf, NSFW

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.