• BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      12 days ago

      i do well with spicy salsas. i eat mrs renfro’s ghost pepper salsa for fun. so my wife jokingly suggested i get one of those 5 million btu scoville gummi bears. i don’t think she thought i would say yes. i also don’t think she thought i’d say “let’s do this tonight, in public!”

      it was good, but godsdamn. there was something what said chew for five minutes so i set a timer. my saliva turned into liquid pain. if you aren’t used to severe pain, 10/10. if you are used to severe pain, 8/10. it was intense enough, and the fact that it only lasted five minutes, made me understand folk who take too much capsaican as a religious sacrament. hell my experience was almost religious. left me like this for a while though.

      i gotta say i’m not used to my eyes swelling shut and struggling not to drool because i’m terrified what the drool might feel like on my skin. and then like magic it was gone. so great. i don’t even remember what the ice cream i soothed myself with tasted like.

  • porksnort@slrpnk.netEnglish
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    12 days ago

    So what if several people at work are having panic attacks?

    Do we all bite a lemon?

    Like some sort of lemon party?

  • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth
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    12 days ago

    Not all that surprised. I’ve prevented people from having panic attacks by intensely massaging the palm of their hand. They usually wonder WTF I’m doing - but seriously, it works.

    • kinther@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      12 days ago

      Are there any other tricks you can share to help with this? I had one while driving on the highway the other day and had to get off, park, and try to calm myself down. No idea what caused it.

      • tomenzgg@midwest.socialEnglish
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        12 days ago

        The reason both of these work is because they shift your senses to focusing on something, thereby rerooting your brain in being conscious of the fact that you’re materially in the world (there’s probably a more normal way to phrase that but hopefully it makes sense).

        Your brain’s trying to focus on the panic so these things give it something else to focus on, thereby interrupting your brain, if that makes more sense.

        That’s why another common recommendation is popping in a Warhead; the extreme sour has the same effects as the lemon.

        Another common recommendation is rubbing your hands on a textured surface so that you can focus on the texture (bit of sandpaper might work (so long as you mind how roughly you’re rubbing); bit of corduroy, maybe). That one’s doing the same thing that unknownuserunknownlocation is doing because it’s providing a texture or sensation for you to focus on.

        Unfortunately, panic attacks can mimic heart attack symptoms (such as numbness or struggling to breath) but I usually focus on intaking breath. I figure, – if I can reasonably take in a full lungful of air and release it – then things can’t be as bad as my brain is trying to tell me. Deep and slow breathing, in general, is also a common recommendation.

  • protist@mander.xyzEnglish
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    12 days ago

    This is TIPP skills 101. Instead of biting into a lemon, try the more socially acceptable atomic fireball or a warhead.

    • GraniteM@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      12 days ago

      I bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I’m imagining something like…

      Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I’m freaking out! I can’t stand it!

      Me: It’s okay. Here, have this; it’s impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy.

      Someone: Okay, if you say so… Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick!

      Me: You’re welcome.