BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square321fedilinkarrow-up1655arrow-down18
arrow-up1647arrow-down1external-linkI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square321fedilink
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down2·15 days agoThis is what I do every time and it always works
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·15 days agoWait, what do you mean every time?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·15 days agoThey’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·15 days agoYou mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·15 days agoWorks like a charm
This is what I do every time and it always works
Wait, what do you mean every time?
They’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
You mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
Works like a charm