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Whenever someone from Japan visited us, they were always surprised seeing cops drinking or eating out while in uniform.

With time, I gather this is quite uncommon forbidden in some Asian countries, but I’ve seen it is pretty normal in Europe as well (wonder if they pay there).

Are you ducking with me now?

Therefore something IS happening!

Back then, the only spice we had was old.

Yes, but sturgeons.

FUNNY ~

I guess not as much as pulling the wrong lever.

Judging by the picture: Is the wife trying to find an emperor that turned into a llama?

Why would you? Your new sex partner may use some hand-me-downs from your children .

On his hip?

I thought this was going to go this way: https://youtu.be/O-RiJktDeXo

I guess most people heard that climate change’s worst part will happen once they’re gone so they stopped caring.

I mean haven’t you seen that the line went down!?!?

Aw, CUDA see this happening…

I mean, in that instance he is the surgeon general of mars.

Edit: And probably closer to creating the next dominant species on our solar system.

Hey, things might look hard right now, but I’m sure it’s nothing a tight shake can’t solve.

Poofy hair is useful when your hair is thinning.

That is, for their government, a perk. While your people are worried about their neighbors, they do not stop and consider if you’re doing a good job.

SK doesn’t even want to look at the mess that’s going on at the North of their border.
Probably the only actual boon from unification would be a bit more of mountainous frigid space and lots of rocky coast. Because unfucking what’s been going on for the last eighty-odd years would make Germany’s unification a Disney holiday.

Ah yes, that part in the car gave me my first ever fobia.