ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days agoCreating dogslemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageCreating dogslemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days ago“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
minus-squareDoll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·26 days agoAnd you’re allergic to chocolate
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoChocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·26 days agoAnd despite all of that idiot God’s petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
minus-squareThe Quuuuuill@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agowe will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you
minus-squarelaranis@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoI’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
minus-square404@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoYou wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
minus-squarelaranis@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoI’ll admit to survivor bias in this case.
minus-squareporksnort@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoBiological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. ;)
“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
And you’re allergic to chocolate
Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.
And despite all of that idiot God’s petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
we will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you
I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
I’ll admit to survivor bias in this case.
Biological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. ;)