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“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
And you’re allergic to chocolate
And despite all of that idiot God’s petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
we will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you
Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.
I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
I’ll admit to survivor bias in this case.
Biological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. ;)
Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn’t get any credit.
