Who even has three friends?
♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
He says: “One and one and one is three”
Got to be good-looking ‘cause he’s so hard to see ♫I do!
I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends… right?
You’re the beetle
That is a beetle bit of a stretch to say if you ask me.
How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?
1 out of every 4 crabs is a bettle
One out of every four species. Very different
Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:
One out of every four species. Very different
Idk, maybe say it louder?
20-25% of all mammal species are bats. Think of the last 4-5 different mammals you’ve seen. Is your dog actually a bat? Seems likely.
We’re all beetles on this blessed day.
It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it’s the second largest order of insects.
Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there’s not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.
Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn’t get one single link to an insect, so maybe they’ve changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.
I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle
Ringo of course
My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them
No, those are a classic bug-style car design, you’re thinking of The Beatles
is this by number of species or number of organisms? diversity and populousness are not necessarily related
Is that because they were 4 that they called their band the beatles ?
Calm down there, Kafka!
I’m so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.
how is he defining “animal”
are fish animals? viruses? fungi?
Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?
Shut up, Ringo!
OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
Neeeeeerd
