Well, the U.S. government is the greatest freakshow on the planet right now.

Would you like to be in it? If so, a position can be yours for as low as $2.5m. Hurry up while vacancies last.

In a sane world this would earn you a dunce hat. In this one it will earn you a position in the gubmint.

Was gonna post EXACTLY this. 😂

That won’t suffice. Wash your faces and wash your sheets, people.

Yes they can. It’s their job. But sharing that sentiment with them can be a good first step. And they should certainly be able to handle that.

Because it took me way too long: Beender=Terminator

(sorry, not the first)

Fifth panel:

[to his boss] "Yes, sir. Right away, sir!

But now it’s the only one that doesn’t look nicely polished, unlike the other knobs. 😁

Those sharks are in for a treat.