my copy of das kapital says bisexual women
You got a misprint
Everything on the internet is true
- Abraham Lincoln
He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.
I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.
- Abraham Lincoln
He did say that one. A buncha times.
Your mom said that one. A buncha times.
It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.
This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:
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Can any Germans confirm?
“Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern.”
- Karl Marx
One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.
If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.
As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it
“Communism is when there’s an all-female Ghostbusters reboot” - Carl Marks
I thought that was feminism?
No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production
You mean the memes of reproduction?
The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that’s actually funny, guns, and Harleys.
– The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2