These robots really put “dead” in dead internet theory.

Tooth fillings?

Dear and dogs kill more people per year.

Which direction was the alcove?

If you get a hold of such a bag, one with a whole hole in its hold, whatever you do, don’t place a whole other bag of holing with a hole in it, inside it.

Moose will attack you, but a lot of the deaths they cause are from hitting them with vehicles.

I see plenty of women wearing athletic shorts that have a large phone pocket.

I’ve come to the conclusion that a lot of people deeply resent supporting society, and would rather have a solution that makes poor people suffer more.

Canonical patrons?

All wild mammals combined are about 1/10th the biomass of humans.

My old college roommate has wasted his entire twenties just gooning to soup trance videos.

Done

Unless you’re over 60, then you had one when you were under 25.

Meta has thrown so many billions at fantastic projects that completely fail. In 20 years, what have they figured out besides selling ads and outrage?

Two days ago it was all of them but dominoes.

Maybe they are just feeding the NG troops? Or maybe they are busy preparing for taking over Gaza.

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:: spoiler Tap for spoiler He dies from tuberculosis contracted earlier in the game. :::

Back when you could get a a finely built home for a few shit coppers.

Is there some controversy around Bill Nye that I haven’t heard?

He has been a leading science communicator covering hundreds of topics for many decades, and is only human, of course there are going to be shortcomings.