I’d just change my name to Aaron Aardvark and collect my twenty-five hundred dollars (minimum) per report card.

A sniper with an innate sense of comedic timing?

I don’t think you actually have to do anything to piss off vegans.

I think the lack of meat just makes them mildly bitchy.

I’m a believer in harm reduction and the lesser of two evils that’s why I vote democrat.

Is the food you eat farmed with tractors and transported in semis?

So a steak dinner that someone’s about to throw out can be vegan?

Where do you buy algae only oil?

Is a leather couch vegan?

Plankton have animals in it though.

A spit roast is three people nine is definitely a gangbang or orgy.

That dog looks like some eldritch being.

Did you come to this instance to start a fight too?

Also works as personal lubricant and if you jerk off with bacon fat before going to the bar women will all want a piece of that bacon dick.

He’s even got the inside of his foreskin inked.

That’s dedication.

I like the ones where the ladies shake their titties.

My dad’s been dead for years so you might need a rubber band.

Femboys are great but Nazi femboys should be put down.

That depends if you like your cats dead or alive.

I think 2016 was the last great year.

It got better in 2021 for a bit.