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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

Education matters!

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Education matters!

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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago
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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I can’t fathom calling my own kids stupid. Joke or not. If they’re not bright I wonder whose fault that is 🤔

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Didn’t call them stupid. That’s derogatory. If they are not that bright I don’t think it does any good to tell them that they are bright. Build up their strengths but don’t mask their weakness. As to who’s fault, crappy education system, genetics? An intern not getting oxygen to the baby until cyanosis sets in at delivery? Who knows.

  • whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    My parents didn’t have any money so it was some hot bullshit like $5 for an A.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      9 hours ago

      I got this (1-5 is like A-F in my country, but I’ll go with the letters anyway):

      A = +€1
      B = +€0.50
      C = €0
      D = -€0.50
      F = -€1
      Teacher’s note = -€1

      With some static monthly base. At first, the base was low enough I sometimes got debt as my pocket money in middle school…

      Teacher’s notes were even for shit like “doesn’t have a pen” or “pencil not sharp enough”.

  • towerful@programming.dev
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    10 hours ago

    Can’t wait for their kids to circle every “a” on the report card.
    “Mathematics: D” that’s $1k.
    “Art: D” thats $500.
    “Physical Education: D” another $1k

  • workerONE@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    “Isn’t” that bright

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      10 hours ago

      You kids isn’t?

    • towerful@programming.dev
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      10 hours ago

      Kids is plural.
      “My kid isn’t smart”.
      “My kids aren’t smart”.

      • workerONE@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        It’s already wrong so I can come up with some more wrong options. “My kids isn’t that bright” See?

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    11 hours ago

    I’d just change my name to Aaron Aardvark and collect my twenty-five hundred dollars (minimum) per report card.

    • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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      10 hours ago

      My real name actually has 5 As lol.

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      10 hours ago

  • stinerman@midwest.social
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    12 hours ago

    Should have went with my parents. “You’re expected to get As and Bs. Anything else and you’re in trouble.”
    Which taught me to only work hard enough to get a B in every class.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Al Bundy in the profile is a GenX-tier deep cut.

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    12 hours ago

    Or greedy, that’s an added bonus.

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