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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Imagine being the woman who drags herself in there, still mostly asleep, orders her coffee, gets it free?, drinks it, goes outside and sees this

    That’d be pretty fucking gross

    • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Can we fucking get over the Pearl clutching on the left and just laugh. Especially with jokes like this. I grew up with the idea that the right were Puritans and somehow the left adopted this ugly tight ass unfunny world view and it sucks.

      Can we on the left not enjoy a god damn camel toe and a free god damn coffee and a joke from time to time without the fucking peanut galleries moral objection

      • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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        18 days ago

        I use a virtue signaling app that is updated everyday. It gives me all the things that I have to be against or for. Checked this morning and “camel toe” is under the “bad” items. So to show my virtue I must be against it.

        • TeddE@lemmy.world
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          18 days ago

          I love V-Sig! Personally I also have the notification app D’Whisl and my daily devotional app IdioLogs to help me further shape my group think. Haven’t had an original thought in decades.

          • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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            18 days ago

            Thinking for ourselves is just so much work. Even though most of the directives are idiotic or outright lies it’s just easier to go along with it. Hell, what is reality anyway. I used to question things that were complete lies but it took so much out of me. Now I just accept them. Hell maybe in a parallel universe they are the truth.

            • TeddE@lemmy.world
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              18 days ago

              Thinking for ourselves is just so much work. Share, repost, repeat.

              ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟, 👍, ⬆️

      • AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com
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        18 days ago

        I’ve no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.

      • TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip
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        18 days ago

        Could you… explain how it’s funny?

        Cuz… what?

        There’s a big difference between seeing someone with major camel toe and laughing about it vs this weird creepy predator shit.

      • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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        18 days ago

        The think the objection is that this is specifically targeted at women, and it’s something that someone might be self conscious about.

        “Free coffee to shortest/tallest/skinniest/fattest man” would be also be offensive IMHO, because it’s singling out people for a trait for which they maybe don’t want to be singled out.

        Crude humor is great, if all parties are in on the joke; I believe the point that parent was making was that all parties are not necessarily in on the joke.

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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    18 days ago

    Damn wish I could find something like this. I’m mtf post surgery. For whatever reason my doctor blessed me with a camel toe big enough to punch time cards

    To the downvotes: Can’t even joke about my own body lol, lmao even. If I had to choose to fight either a real camel or my disembodied camel toe I’d choose the real camel, and if you ever get the chance to see me in pussy hugging clothes you’d make the same choice

    • Gladaed@feddit.org
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      18 days ago

      Do you not discuss desired outcomes before such surgery? I struggle to believe they don’t have a wide variety of possibile outcomes.

    • ma1w4re@lemmy.zip
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      18 days ago

      😳😳 damn

      I was wondering about the procedure, does ‘it’ work though? Like with nerves and stuff or medical field not that advanced yet? Low-key thinking about transitioning ngl

        • ma1w4re@lemmy.zip
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          17 days ago

          Sounds a bit scary, but your story gives me hope, on god ❤️ thank you for sharing

          • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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            17 days ago

            If I knew then everything I know now, the pain, the emotional turmoil, having to discover my body on my own, how incredibly frustrating it is to feel useless during recovery, I’d still have done it. Even if I didn’t know I’d have as positive an outcome as I have had I’d still have taken that chance. My body was so wrong to me I was going to end up dead if it wasn’t changed. Everything is better now I’m so happy to have the body I do