Are you implying the Rock assassinated or had previous knowledge of her death and was therefore part of the conspiracy to kill her? Because I’ve been saying that for YEARS.

Oh. Well shit I’d take either of those.

Well now I don’t wanna.

Shit, I’m supposed to be working AGAINST them? Well I’ve been doing this all wrong.

I know what I’m about.

Whaddya mean “used to be”, prude?!

Fuck me is that a still from Cool World? If so that’s a deep cut…

I’ve been using this strategy my whole life without realizing it…

Sure, but on the other hand I connect emotionally with this tattoo more than most tattoos I see.

Rewind!

It was indeed Costco.

I mean I thought giving them thousands of dollars would be good enough but I guess they need that little extra personalized ad data to really make it worthwhile.

It was from a marketing data aggregator, so it’s presumably getting it from more than self-reported age, knowing how those scum sucking data vampires are.

According to a quick search the biggest cohort of YouTube users is 25 to 34, your account is not older than most people on YouTube. I’d apologize for being a pedantic asshole but I’d be lying, I thrive on it.

I’ve no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.