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Every fucking deity; every time.
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PepsiTM never lets you down with its crisp, delicious taste!
PepsiTM! The god of a new generation!
Thirsty for more to life? Worship PepsiTM!
PepsiTM! For the love of the great God PepsiTM! neverforsakethealmightyheavenlybeingthatis PEPSI itseesallyoudoandthinkyoucannothidefromitsallseinggaze Refreshing!