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I have here all the fucks I have not gifted yet!
What a load of bullfuck!
Alternatively, Indian road rage. FUCK YOU BLOODY!
I also like “what the shit?!” which I first heard in the movie Mallrats.
I remember it from a few years later in The Matrix, the guy yelling at Neo about his stolen phone.
Motherfuck you!
this probably the unfunniest shit ive ever seen
Oh, fuck out.
o7
Shitcock!
My wife is unironically like that.
one time in high school my buddy said something outrageous so i tried to respond (jokingly) with “I’m going to slap your face!” and also “I’m going to kick your ass!” but the two options both got shoved into my verbal buffer and that’s how I nearly mass murdered my entire friend group with laughter by accidentally threatening to slap his ass
Did you deliver?
no which is for the best lmao
What the cunting fuck
Are you fucking sorry!!?!
Reminds me of a story about someone’s older relative who spoke little English except when swearing at other drivers in traffic, when they’d say things like “up shut your ass, mother bitch”
“I’m going to shit your pants.”
“Don’t you mean ‘I’m going to shit my pants?’”
“No. You’re shitting me off, I am going to shit your pants!”
“Allright buddy, I’m going to shit yourself”
I kind of like it
Ok but I unironically use “are you fucking me?”
Also another commenter mentioned “go shit yourself” and honestly, that kinda goes hard. Gonna steal that one.
NGL I sounded like this when I was learning to swear as a kid.
