And for $3.99? That’s a bargain to keep gramma happy.

Now we just get the uniforms:

Great! I need a new metal band for my band saw!

I have here all the fucks I have not gifted yet!

Either way they’re still looking for it. Stormy said she saw one. But it could be hard to find.

You wanna eat it in the app? The browser? Teams? Or behind the couch?

Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!

Yeah, at least it has a bidet!

Nope not chrome, not Firefox, not edge or explorer. Got anything that doesn’t let outsiders know every little bit there is to know about me? My heart beat rate? I saw that this morning. New browsers will steal by heart rate! Well isn’t that amazing? GTFO!

Suppose I was the bank…
Guy1) Hey bank I want to sell my house for $1,000,000.00. Here is the deed, I owe $999,999.00 bank2.

Bank1) OK I’ll take the house, here is $1.00 and $999,999.00 for bank2. Did you fuck up the house or burn it down to the point I can’t sell it?

Guy1) yup to the ground I burnt it all.

Assessor) I’ll charge Bank 1 $300 to go asses the price. Yeah currently this property can be sold for $300,546.00.

Bank 1) OK Guy1, you owe Bank2 $699,454.00 but here’s your $1.00.

Guy1) your honor I need to file for chapter 11. I have no money

Guy2) Bank 1, I would like to buy this property.

Bank1) Sure that’ll be $1,000,000.00.

Stop mixing it with broken glass and tossing it at other people’s eyes. That’s step one.

For the KGB

Its crazy out there right now man! I hope they get out of the way.

My wife and I used to do fun things in and outside of the car at the VA hospital parking lot at night.

Why do they gotta ruin this for future generations?

I tell you what I want. I want my dental, health and eye data in a standard format that I can carry with me.

Me too!

Both tile and wood are insulators unless wet with an ionic liquid. And even wet you must reach a path to ground.

Oh maybe you don’t live in the US…our homes are made of wood and drywall. We literally never touch ground unless it’s a basement or a restroom connected with copper tubing.

No, dude, I’m saying if you don’t completed the circuit, there’s only potential. You’ll only feel the changing potential as a tingling. Only when finally you take your shoes off and step on a wet steel bar that is buried into humid earth then you only then will your circuit be closed and all the various resistances you mentioned come into play. Else you will need two forks, one for each hand.

Puffy for her pleasure. Or his or their pleasure. No judgments here.