To be fair, I find all of them equally stupid. Only ones I like are those that give a free day at work, and only for that reason.

February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine’s Day, I can’t hang out with my friends 'cause they’re hanging with their girlfriends, and if I’m in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chilling and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don’t get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff…

If these two events were a separate thing I’d probably be OK with Valentine’s Day TBH.

Made up CORPORATE holiday, just like Sweetest Day. We don’t even get it off!

You don’t need a day to tell that special someone how you feel, just do it!