February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine’s Day, I can’t hang out with my friends 'cause they’re hanging with their girlfriends, and if I’m in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chilling and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don’t get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff…

If these two events were a separate thing I’d probably be OK with Valentine’s Day TBH.

Contorting until fainting is not dancing, unless you have some sick and twisted definition of what dancing is.

User TheFeatureCreature said everything else there’s to say.

“and then they radiate the smell of ass sweat” LOL. Can I steal this for a comedy beat? 😂