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I’m a sinner, I’m a saint,
I like to lick my taint
Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.
Mhh nah usually the dark side has some kind of moral like “don’t go into the fucking dark forest”
That’s just the ending the rest of the story the boy was fucking with the cat rather than churning butter.
It rhymes so well too
Coincidence? I don’t think so
I’m a spinster, I’m so quaint, I do not feel ashamed.
Germany, California
12th century California a was lit
Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯
We’re doing the same thing with AI and the ability to think.
Hopefully our future AI overlords are kind and give us belly rubs (but not too many!😼)
Wait until you see the rabbits
Hemingway’s cats managed to keep them, look up polydactyl cats. They’re too pampered to churn butter anymore though.
If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick.
But it doesn’t want to.
Whoever labeled this as a cat churning butter never had a cat. We know what they’re doing. Anything makes a good scratching post.
Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it.
Sick and tired of depending on humans for your dairy needs?
This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?
That also kinda works but in case you’re serious…
I was hoping for Meredith Brooks to the melody of I’m A Joker
keep on churnin’ till the butter comes
Some people call me Meowww-reeese!
MEOOOOW-MEOW
