Only think he suffers from is loving too much. Somebody get this man a puppy!

I think your brain spends more time focusing on the output of reading rather than the process of reading. So your dreams skip over that process and jump straight to the comprehension.

Bicycle.

I came home one day and my kid was riding a bike around the neighborhood. A friend of his taught him how and he nailed it right away. I thought that was super cool!

After waking up? I’ve never heard this. My brain turns right back off if I don’t put a screen in front of my face. Have I been doing this wrong all this time???

So what, your body ages separately from your consciousness? So unrealistic! /s

I save my podcasts for cleaning. If I don’t have a podcast to listen to I am not cleaning.

I had no idea Dr Seuss was so political.

Imagine what alien flesh would taste like! Mmmmm😋

Plus the lines are poorly drawn

After watching whiplash, I have a hard time seeing him and not hating his guts.

Sure. I did hours of research and found these incredible pages that answer your question for you. I linked them below to save you so much time.

Capitalism: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism

Socialism: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism

Pure Capitalism = bad

Pure Socialism = bad

Healthy mix of capitalism and socialism = groovy

Bold!

Do they send this data over the network? Or is the data only used by the software installed on the machine?

Sacre bleu!

I had a cat that hated when my wife danced. It would attack her like they were the same size.

You now they’re just being silly, right?