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The pants-down waddle of shame, all the way to the store to buy a new roll
Just bidet (bidet), bidet
Us Americans will shower before we use a bidet
My fellow Americans have no idea what their ego is making them miss.
especially the ones with warm water. a cold tushie at 3 am is not a happy tushie.
A bidet shower is perfect.
It’s just a smaller shower handle, like this.
It runs from the same water as the faucet, so it’s always the temp you want to adjust it to, as long as you remember that like the first second or two will be cool, like with a shower.
oh yeah those bum hoses are great. just if you’re all the fuck ways away from the water heater like we are, it might take a while. I’ve got a 20 year old biobidet 320 (i think that’s the model number? been a while since i checked) with a tank that works pretty well. had to frankenstein her a bit to keep her running, but she’s pretty good.
I live in an apartment building, no hot water limits. One nice side perhaps, in the otherwise dreary living style.
The only thing for me is the pipes are getting on (not that much the house is like 30 years at most) but just loose enough to make a slight sound when using warm water, and especially when opening and closing pressure. KACHUNK.
But if you use the cooler water this noise is significantly reduced.
Sometimes I do care about my neighbors, although I prolly shouldn’t as they won’t behave no matter what. (This house and area are rather interesting)
I refer to the short, quickstep with pants around the ankles, walk to where the toilet rolls are stored. As the shuffle of shame.
