“can i get your number?”
3 days later
“No YOU’RE stupid!”

Quite right, i should stop scrolling Lemmy and go to sleep.
Thank you for reminding me SatansMaggotyCumFart, this is why you’re my favourite grandchild

Stopn’t

Into the sun? That’s not where Nazis go, nazis go into government these days

You have become stronger than they could ever have imagined

Or is his beard made out of ears?
He screams for he does not know

Small cars are fine, it’s the non-small ones that are cancerous