As a non-american, you’re doing about okay as everyone else.

You can’t use that word on lemmy.ml

His name was Derek. But he went by ‘the Prophet’ when times were good, or ‘the Law Giver’ when times were bad.

I moved onto his prayer farm with 45 other members of the Salvation Star Boys, who died in a mass suicide. But not me. 'Cause I don’t like root beer. And I only drink what I like.

After it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up. She was mad. But she’s what Derek calls an Oppressing Doubter.

May the light of Derek’s Invincible Diamond shine through you.

I hate conversation hostages. They just dont let you exit, and don’t really care if you’re listening. I can understand their loneliness, but christ they need to develop the skills of: a) summarize your bullshit, and b) gauge my reaction to see if I’m interested.

I think I have this to some degree. I never feel hungry/hangry if I haven’t eaten by specific times. I just eat because I’m bored and it kinda heats me up. I can go days without, I just don’t because of habit and because sugar and caffeine have effects that help me concentrate

I’ve lived through 5 decades but I’m 30 years old

Yes. Their violent neighbor broke in earlier and is currently using their bathroom, much to the embarrassment of the protagonist

There is a certain level of arrogance with introverts in that they assume a lot of things about people without first engaging with them. I speak as one myself