teft

It’s literally a plot point in Elysium.

If I were not teft, I would be Diogenes.

That doctor:

I hear tulip bulbs are a good investment…

right to bump, scratch and/or smash the side of these vehicles in passing.

Whoops, looks like my tire pump that I was holding in my hand just collided with your thousand dollar mirror. My bad.

I’ve also been known to leave a dent in the doors of people who do this.

Fuck people who block bike lanes.

Not all Cylons have the scanner. Some are sexy:

It’s hilarious that they think it would matter to anyone with an ad blocker. I haven’t seen an ad for years on youtube. Hell I haven’t even seen promotions in videos for a few months now that I found a sponsor segment blocker.

Mildly infuriating gif. You can clearly see he is yelling “Aye, sir! Aye, sir!”

Looks like Johnny Lee Miller circa Hackers.

🏴‍☠️

I had BK in Iraq during the war. Those fuckers are everywhere.

Seems like a job for Captain Janeway

What happens if someone (OpenAI) makes an LLM inject spyware into the code? Who would be able to read the code and figure that out if you have no coders?

He’s a very kinky ghola…

All of this continues to make the political class look like a bunch of absolute dipshits who have no clue what they’re doing.

That last line is 🤌

Robosexuality is an abomination!!!

Thanks Stilgar, that was funky.

Remember kids: wear sunscreen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

If I were a nefarious government whose spyware psy-op app was being banned I’d start an astroturf campaign to get people to swap to a different app controlled by me by using the algorithms in my current about to be banned spyware app.

Just saying.