I have more questions about this room than just the rug… what’s with the stairs? Why is there a random angular table on the right with a mirror over it? Why is there a shower screen between the toilet and the stairs?

To shreds you say?

Called it!

I feel this, and I was born in the 80s

It was not that but that is still amazing 13/6

A children’s book sponsored by Microsoft… No

No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

Offers of reciprocation also don’t earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

Reminds me of the “no homo” greentext from backalong about two guys kissing, dating, marrying, raising kids and living their whole lives together but always saying “no homo” about anything gay. I won’t spoil the ending.

???

One time backalong me and my now wife were getting frisky in the kitchen. I had been cooking a curry.

Long story short, she ended up squatting over a bowl of milk and swearing repeatedly.

Young whippersnapper!

Oh yeah, those tigers would not be hanging around

The decibel scale is logarithmic, meaning that a 20,000 dB sound would carry an unimaginable amount of energy.

A hypothetical 20,000 dB sound would have an overpressure of approximately 5 x 10^499 atmospheres, enough energy to obliterate the Earth instantly.

Software devs hate users