Global science community once again held back by shitty xenophobic governments.

I’m gonna apply extra adhesive so my denture doesn’t come loose when I bite him.

Now listen here you little shits…

Our allies are sensible and question his stupidity. Our enemies are also sensible and so they applaud his stupidity, because they’re our enemies.

Infinite options does not mean all options.

Right, as you said the natural numbers is an infinite set but it doesn’t contain fractional numbers between adjacent natural numbers. The set of natural numbers also doesn’t contain letters, or colors, or varieties of geese. You can even add other constraints to the set and still have an infinite set that contains even fewer possible values, like you could have the set of all natural numbers that don’t contain the digit 3.

People make the mistake of thinking that an infinite set of universes means that there is every conceivable version of a universe out there, but that’s not the case. Murphy’s law says that anything that can happen will happen, but that means things are still constrained by what can happen. Reality is constrained by consistent logic, the most basic of which is the identity law, p = p. It is a contradiction for both p and ~p to be true, a violation of reality. So if the multiverse is a reality, it is a single reality that is self consistent, meaning there is no Universe in the multiverse for which there doesn’t exist a multiverse.

You’ll have millions/billions of people willing to be your alibi. “According to people calling in, Zelensky was at 300,000 bars, sleeping on 1,250,000 couches, and attending 13 Bar Mitvahs that night, so he couldn’t have killed Trump and Putin.”

Company holidays mean you’re lazy? Bro needs to get a grip.

I have to return some video tapes.

The amount of money my wife and I saved earning our degrees with libgen is in the thousands

Damn. You understood the assignment. Also, I was sure that story was going somewhere else horrifying.

So you’re nostalgic for the Golden age? How old are you?

Knock some of their teeth loose and they can do the whistling part themselves

Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts… like in Shrek.

Spock on a Cock?

Vulcan on a Hulk Hen?

A Star Trekker on a big pecker?

Resting scowl and a giant fowl?

Half breed and an avian steed?

S’Chn T’Gai on a mount that can’t fly?