What’s the original?

Basically, yeah. If you’re around it long enough then natural curiosity is gonna get the better of you eventually, and then you find out it ain’t half bad and get a liking for it.

We’ve gone the opposite direction in the last few years, though. We don’t buy dog food anymore, and just make our own because it’s cheaper (and can be purchased using EBT/food stamps) and better for them .

One would assume with nerves and muscles, I guess? Like, it’s not just attached to its tail, it’s fully a part of its tail, and made it fleshy bits and sharpened exposed bone?

My mom used to own a grooming shop, and everyone there liked eating the beef jerky made for dogs better then the stuff for humans. Buncha white ladies, pepper is spicy. Lol.

One day science will help us achieve this. Until that day, it is our solemn and holy duty to make sure the octopi never achieve land based travel.

No, sorry. You’re a roommate. Every thing is a ritual object, every one is a roommate and good friend.

Just reachin’ up there with they whole hand, huh?

Oh, no, step boarding pass officer, I forgot my ticket and now I’m stuck!

Came here to say this. All varmints are critters, but not all critters are varmints.

Also, sometimes a creature can be an occasional varmint, a sort of shrodingers varmint. Is a raccoon a varmint? It both is and is not until you find out if it’s dinner, a pet, or eating your maters

No, no you don’t. Everything that isn’t fully functional and necessary for life is a ritual object! And also some of the the other things to! It’s all ritual! It’s ritual all the way down, baby!

Just… Y’know… Read the words and use your imagination.

Googled it and couldn’t find an answer. WTF is a rumschlumpel?

I can’t fucking breathe omg

Do you have any idea how bad it hurts to snort laugh while hitting a vape? Do you?

In fairness, I cry a lot too

Both me and my mom, on separate occasions, have made therapists cry.

Can I go with them, please?

Sweet, sweet lady propane

Iunno, have your read the songs of Solomon? Pretty hot stuff in there. And Christian lore can be pretty fun, too, if you can get at it from an angle other than repressed and whitewashed. But I do love the Mahabharata. There’s a great podcast by Lawrence Manzo that is my go to sleep listen. I’ve listened through it a dozen times or more.

Iirc, I’m not sure she’s really mentioned. But the fish girl ends up birthing a dynasty, and her actions and the actions of others directly because of her are responsible for setting in motion the war at Kurukshetra, a war in which every single person alive on earth participated, and God drove a chariot and explained the meaning of life to an archer.

So, like, that fish may have been a weird cum eating porch pirate, but it was an important weird cum eating porch pirate fish.