I’m starting to realise the bird watchers were right all along. Imagine Pokemon, but Charles Darwin edition, that motherfucker was out there trying to find dopamine so hard by looking at colourful birds. Fucking vibe

But his name is Tater O’Malley

I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure

Look, the only qualifications now are loyalty to the party, so they might not be the sharpest, but at least they have a job, in this economy? Who could blame them for just vibing

I wonder how long they’ll get away with weekend at burniesing trump with ai bs when he dies Stalin style and the admin are flailing

Nah, they need students with snipers in good high locations to scout for the bad guys with guns

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That particular allegory didn’t quite click until now, certainly that is become much clearer that it will just tell you what you want to hear, not necessarily anything true

“Brenda’s a skanky, Joey, did you even wear a condom?” - ave

No lie, is dreamy

All along the globe.

There, we’re good again flatties.

You really think the guy himself wouldn’t be bragging about it 247 if this was the case.

I imagine they might just be every other actual truth.

These people.