(btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)
You’re just jealous they’re immortal.
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha
true
Counterpoint:
why are there so many girls and only one dilf
counterpoint accepted
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?
Counterpoint:
counter counter point:
arrest this man
this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:
nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)
what on earth is he thinking?
Nothing 🤗
(btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)
That’s what a bot would say
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
It would certainly explain a lot.
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.