A critter must skitter. It’s in the name, sorry

Put a big blanket on top of it

When I saw a women who looked like Ursula my dick became diamonds

Oh god. A joke but that’s dangerous

Take a shot every time Lovecraft says something is unknowable or indescribable.

"…They just let you do it. "

Nazi on the spectrum.

I imagine there were a bunch at the camps who loved counting

https://youtu.be/ypjFErPhtmI

Something about a gun makes it easier, private. Less of an inconvenience.

(I thought your comment was funny)

I can’t own a gun because the call of the void is too strong.

Clearly there was not a sign saying not to shit in the trashcan.

People are animals

Place i use to work had a guy who would wipe his bloody boogers on the single bathroom wall in an employee only bathroom.

People will always find new ways to surprise you with their degeneracy

GET READY TO SQUAT

The idea of doing thing is better than doing them.

Let me live in my bliss bubble of inaction, buster.

Recall a Patton Oswald story in one of his specials about this.

Been edging this bubble for years

It’s gonna be NICE

Who has the least ethical job at Lockheed?

My money is on the salesman, “this bad boy can kill so many children”