Hey, free heat in the winter…

Um… That’s 7 foot 5 right?

As it’s obsolete server hardware, I’m guessing each one has a bunch of low capacity ram sticks in it. And they’re probably not the regular consumer grade stuff, but some other spec.

No, they just set the bar for watching it too high for my liking.

It won’t, I’ll just go do something else with my free time…

I don’t believe Hezbollahs lies, don’t worry.

“Because the Lebanese army isn’t holding up to its side of the deal” is more accurate.

Should have gotten up earlier

It was my best effort of using the word in a joke and trying not to offend anybody.

They went full ret*rd, I want full refund.

(I know you can cuss on the internet, but that word has some baggage…)

Lee-bra, like libra

Huh, do you think I can run Office 2013 in Wine? It’d the best version of office IMHO.

That’s mostly a Fedex issue, not an AliExpress one.

It’s not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren’t either.

Bread is bested by buttered bread, better bread is bested by buttered bread, but better bread bests buttered better bread.

Because the whole internet is America, at least that’s what Americans think.

I’m kidding, he/she/they probably wanted to provide an example of a country with a similar GDP that is in the exact opposite position.

Don’t forget the universal “Dude” and “Bro”